Q. What do you do if you see an an aggressive alien?
A. Give it some space!

Q: Why did the star get arrested?
A: Because it was a shooting star!

Q: What does a star win in a competition?
A: A constellation prize

Q: What’s a light-year?
A: The same as a regular year, but with less calories.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.. it’s impossible to put down!

Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too!


This is my personal mastodon instance. For now at least. Can I suggest you make an account over at ping.the-planet instead?