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Listen, you guys, the reason why we have a representative democracy instead of some collectivist commune is because if you try you'll quickly realize people will tolerate anything even a dictatorship over a bunch of fucking meetings.

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If laptops don't have cases they'll start using opium to stop from getting bored.

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I sold my soul to Disney. Which is not too bad actually, because it will take ages before it becomes public domain and the devil can claim it.

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Tusky? You fools, that's just the name of the app, the actual social network is called... GNU/Tusky or as I've recently taken to calling it GNU Plus Tusky.

Is it better to drive a car with a mouse or with a trackball?

I don't believe in intuition. It just doesn't feel right.

Watch "A Million Dollars vs A Billion Dollars, Visualized: A Road Trip" on YouTube 

"Someone else is viewing this."

Whuuu... ooh, yeah, it's me on a different account.

You don't need to see the source code, you just need a legacy of years and years of people messing with stuff in any way they can.

With Linux theoretically you could do something crazy, with Windows someone will have done it already in the late '90s.

@monorail Listen, 'bodge' is the best word. As a non-native speaker you get to pick the best words from any dialect, I say.

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People say Linux is customisable and that's true, but they don't acknowledge nearly enough how... 'bodge-able' Windows is.

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White people complaining about white people is the apex of white people ruining things.

In case you don't know it is a great site to find software that is similar to [insert software x].

Is 'Punk Isn't Bread Bakery' conformist or rebellious?

Can I move to Kiki's Delivery Service's pseudo-Danish city?

You know, I don't have a single program that I have to re-register the license for when I switch computers. It's all free and generally foss stuff on my pc.

No, that's not true, there's some office stuff that I need to log in with my work account.

If you want to take one of those DNA ancestry tests, but don't want them to clone you in their secret labs, just have a sibling send in their DNA, you'll get essentially the same results.

I've thought 'should I rewatch chronologically lost' much more that I've considered rewatching lost, but I don't think it would work? Can you watch something for the first time again again?

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This is my personal mastodon instance. For now at least. Can I suggest you make an account over at ping.the-planet instead?