cheese app mogul 🎏 @kurt@social.thiskurt.me

If you click the remember me checkbox on a site you will never truly die until its servers are gone.

Technocracy doesn't work because you're not governing spherical cows, you're governing a theme park filled with cloned dinosaurs.

You know what's an isekai that people don't think of as an isekai? The first Super Mario Bros. game.

Listen, you guys, the reason why we have a representative democracy instead of some collectivist commune is because if you try you'll quickly realize people will tolerate anything even a dictatorship over a bunch of fucking meetings.

I sold my soul to Disney. Which is not too bad actually, because it will take ages before it becomes public domain and the devil can claim it.

I have the taste of hot metal in my mouth, I should've probably worn a mask.

Early '90s sitcoms: "Look at this nerd, he's got a computer."

Teams has a thing where it will suggest a quick response to a chat someone sends you and I find it a little creepy when the suggestions are like "haha, will do" something about it suggesting the haha.

Not entirely sure why, it's nothing too sophisticated, but I guess having it suggest you expressing an emotion or laughter or parsing your message to understand that feels weird to me.

I am now watching f•r•i•e•n•d•s, which I never liked that much, just because it's familiar and then I don't have to think about what to watch out of the endless mountain of crap that is streaming content.

This is what being old is.

I don't know why, it's not that remarkable, but country specific inserted adds in non-Dutch language podcasts always take me by surprise.

I guess my brain just sees it as one big audio file downloaded from the web so everyone must be getting this same file with the same add and that wouldn't make any sense for all the people who don't speak Dutch.

I can't only eat desserts in a day, you say?

I kinda want to change back to thiskurt as a username, but then it will be @thiskurt@social.thiskurt.me which feels excessive. I shoulda gone with something else, shoudldn't I?

Yes, yes, I found the cause, but I don't want to try the solution in case it explodes.

It's true, I went to the ex libris site and it said:

"We are processing the change to your cookie settings.

This processing may take several minutes."

wtaf?

You think Scooby-Doo and Carmen Sandiego have a secret affair?

Yo is the Otoko wa Tsurai yo series any good?

Don't you always find your eggs aren't cubeular enough?

Does VR mean we'll never get a fourth wave 3D movie hype?

Portable Operating System Interface eXtreme

You don't need cowsay to be POSIX compliant?

Dracula having Johnny Harkman preparing letters to be send out later to fake him being alive is exactly what a Columbo murderer would do if Columbo investigated murders committed by Transylvanian Counts instead of Californian rich people.

When I'm alone I can never make my way through a bread in time.

intergalactic, planetary, planetary, intergalactic

Well, I'm not going to take my bike and get my glasses from home over lunch what with the clouds of doom having descended on us.