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Technocracy doesn't work because you're not governing spherical cows, you're governing a theme park filled with cloned dinosaurs.

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You know what's an isekai that people don't think of as an isekai? The first Super Mario Bros. game.

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Listen, you guys, the reason why we have a representative democracy instead of some collectivist commune is because if you try you'll quickly realize people will tolerate anything even a dictatorship over a bunch of fucking meetings.

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If laptops don't have cases they'll start using opium to stop from getting bored.

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I sold my soul to Disney. Which is not too bad actually, because it will take ages before it becomes public domain and the devil can claim it.

Terminator 3 is the only one I've seen. On a PSP UMD.

Did you know that the Crab Rave video, directed by Stephen Spielberg, was the first time CGI was ever used?

Is the maximum number of pinned toots not a setting somewhere?

Technocracy doesn't work because you're not governing spherical cows, you're governing a theme park filled with cloned dinosaurs.

Can I say this without using the phrase crypto-technocratic mirage?

One month from now Scrivener 3 for Windows will have been in Beta for 3 years!

Well, I done did buy a onyx poke2 color for much too much money. I mean it's not that much, but it is considering I don't really need a new ereader and who knows maybe next year kobo will release one or someone will release a better one with a bigger screen.

Let's just say it was a birthday present for myself then it's fine. Plus with it having android I should be able to just run the kobo app so that's good.

Hmm, has youtube learned to subvert Brave's built in addblocker?

Darnit, does it count if it's some idiot singing 'All I Want For Christmas'?

Do you think people who work with, I dunno, big drills or something, also hate drills the way people who work with computers hate computers?

Someone adapt Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner as a movie or something.

Late 2000's and early 2010's meme were much better than the memes the kids are into these days. In my day we had real meme culture.

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This is my personal mastodon instance. For now at least. Can I suggest you make an account over at ping.the-planet instead?