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If you click the remember me checkbox on a site you will never truly die until its servers are gone.

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Technocracy doesn't work because you're not governing spherical cows, you're governing a theme park filled with cloned dinosaurs.

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You know what's an isekai that people don't think of as an isekai? The first Super Mario Bros. game.

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Listen, you guys, the reason why we have a representative democracy instead of some collectivist commune is because if you try you'll quickly realize people will tolerate anything even a dictatorship over a bunch of fucking meetings.

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I sold my soul to Disney. Which is not too bad actually, because it will take ages before it becomes public domain and the devil can claim it.

That's literally what it's saying 8 pixels too large on the right side, big whoop.

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I DON'T NEED TO FUCKING KNOW THAT THE ERROR MESSAGE IS 8 PIXELS TOO LARGE FOR THE FRAME I NEED TO KNOW WHY YOU ACTUALLY FAILED YOU TIT. This fucking log.

What I thought should work did work I just hadn't written what I thought I'd written.

Hold one, on the online tester it does work with just w.rd it returns that as three matches, but not with python's re.findall

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I don't know how else to search for it than 'regex only extract substring' which doesn't bring it up.

I have text that goes:

WORDnonsenseWARDnonseneWIRD

I want to extract all the W*RD ones, but only that bit.

Now if I search for W*RD it only gives me one result which is the whole thing.

.I thinK I havE founD a gooD waY tO shoW bacKwardS twiN peakS speecH

I want a mechanical keyboard so I can print my own keycaps. But, I feel like that's the wrong way around? Like I shouldn't get something to print stuff for it... But they could be custom!

You used to be able to preform lexicography analysis on the whole of Shakespeare's works on a computer that was just two lamps taped to some uranium and a cassette tape now you can't even search your mails in outlook.

The important thing is that you shouldn't do what society wants you to do, you should do what I want you to do.

If you consciously move your head along with your eyes people won't notice when you are rolling your eyes, but they will think you're strange.

In 100 years we will all just be jpeg artefacts in the wind.

I don't understand why people who are Big into Ender's Game even need a flag of their own?

Look I (re-)made a musics:

Given that I know nothing of musics and have no sense of rythm, I quite like it. The computer does most of the rythm stuff.

Yesterday I looked like death warmed over, except not even warmed over.

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This is my personal mastodon instance. For now at least. Can I suggest you make an account over at ping.the-planet instead?