cheese app mogul 🎏 @kurt@social.thiskurt.me

If you click the remember me checkbox on a site you will never truly die until its servers are gone.

Technocracy doesn't work because you're not governing spherical cows, you're governing a theme park filled with cloned dinosaurs.

You know what's an isekai that people don't think of as an isekai? The first Super Mario Bros. game.

Listen, you guys, the reason why we have a representative democracy instead of some collectivist commune is because if you try you'll quickly realize people will tolerate anything even a dictatorship over a bunch of fucking meetings.

I sold my soul to Disney. Which is not too bad actually, because it will take ages before it becomes public domain and the devil can claim it.

Give everyone three acres of land and a robot to plow it.

Is Cowboy Beatbox really that bad?

Putting damn euro signs and @ signs in the damn LETTER COOKIES. NOT LETTER NOT COOKIE!

I don't want to do this anymore, but I don't want to do anything else either, so that's a problem.

Grrrr.

Just fuck off then.

Five now with the same word, I think it doesn't have many options here.

Six guesses on absurdle, best yet. I think these four are a great opening set since they cover a lot letters.

I'm having a day where I can't stand any noises.

The Portuguese: "What is this bird called?"

President of Birds: "Turkey."

The Portuguese: "But 'turkey' is the name of a country. No, no, we will call it peru."

We should've come up with a better solution than a toilet brush by now.

"Firefox Installer.exe isn't commonly downloaded"

Isn't it, Edge, isn't it?

But when will we put monkey billionaires in orbit?

On 20th of October 2027 the wordle solution will be 'shave' don't tell anyone.

Breakfast at Tyranny's

You think someone wished for a genie to turn into monkey and that's how the Monkey's Paw came about?

It's grown on me.

Matcha? More like Badtcha!

Why do I need a "for you" unrelated to my search? You're already giving me recommendations on every other page.

You thought social media sites messing up timelines was bad, what the hell did youtube do to its search?

If someone is searching something they are looking for a specific type of video; it's the worst place to have a bunch of unrelated nonsense selected by the algorithm. "Others watched..." I DON'T CARE.