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If you click the remember me checkbox on a site you will never truly die until its servers are gone.

Technocracy doesn't work because you're not governing spherical cows, you're governing a theme park filled with cloned dinosaurs.

You know what's an isekai that people don't think of as an isekai? The first Super Mario Bros. game.

Listen, you guys, the reason why we have a representative democracy instead of some collectivist commune is because if you try you'll quickly realize people will tolerate anything even a dictatorship over a bunch of fucking meetings.

I sold my soul to Disney. Which is not too bad actually, because it will take ages before it becomes public domain and the devil can claim it.

Ooh, 'crazy dictator' not 'crazy potato.' Nah, I think I'll call him a crazy potato instead.

"The Doctor is bad now?" is a new cliffhanger. #DoctorWho #TARDISclub

This TARDIS is definitely the elevator to the Doctor's crickety old ladder. #DoctorWho #TARDISclub

Ooh, this is why it's called The War Games, it's literally one of those wargame boardgames now. #DoctorWho #TARDISclub

I've seen these three on an album cover before. #DoctorWho #TARDISclub

It is like Secret Wars! #DoctorWho #TARDISclub

The bigger and dumber the glasses the more powerful the hypnosis, so the Doctor is screeewed. #DoctorWho #TARDISclub

Surprised there no punk band named after the SIDRAT. #DoctorWho #TARDISclub

Odd that this other guy's TARDIS also has the breaks on(!) #DoctorWho #TARDISclub

I don't think this guy is actually French.. Well, I don't know every French accent of course. #DoctorWho #TARDISclub

"This time we must use the guards."

He sounds like a human dalek. #DoctorWho #TARDISclub

"So you're simply being malicious."

Perfect time to break out into a music number I thought. #DoctorWho #TARDISclub

Steve Jobs is the War Lord? #DoctorWho #TARDISclub

More like The War Crimes! #DoctorWho #TARDISclub

I think this may be a war crime, Doctor, pretty sure a false surrender is a ruse of war that's against the Geneva convention. #DoctorWho #TARDISclub

The trolley problems in real life, but with the the Jackass guys in supermarket trolleys.

Pitch: A romcom called 'Bautista Barrista'

But am I aware enough?

Did you know that before the invention of derailleurs, riders in the Tour de France would have to switch out their wheels to give them a different gear ratio for uphill vs downhill riding.

Catholics now outnumber protestants in Northern Ireland?

Let's go booooooooooys.