#MovieThread, 2021 edition!

In 2020 I watched 101 movies from very early into first lockdown until August 11, and the another 138 between then and last night.

I did not do a formal thread for the first 101, but I did do one for the next 138: beepboop.one/@Alexis/104677806

Today's movie, #1 of 2021, or #240 since I started counting, 1995's "Johnny Mnemonic," because I think I saw someone say it's set in 2021? A topical affair!

Movie #2, 2002's "Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones," because exasperated sigh.

Again an extended cut, with 12 minutes of deleted scenes added in, which I only downloaded because I found an extended Episode III by the same person that has all the Clone Wars episodes that happen at the same time edited in.

Except I'm not watching that one for ages, because, like I said, I'm watching along with Clone Wars podcast "A More Civilized Age."

still waiting for Disney+ to announce a Senator Binks show

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"I haven't seen her in ten years, master."

the older I get the more this Anakin makes my fucking skin crawl

"Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones" (2002) 

"I've thought about her every day since we parted, and... she's forgotten me completely."

oh my god go in the bin

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"She covered the cameras. I don't think she liked me watching her."

FAIR
REASONABLE
you creep

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you know it's True Love when a dude you met when he was 9 is now just so desperate, so, so, so desperate to watch you sleep

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"You want to go home and rethink your life."
"I want to go home and rethink my life."

i'm sure Elan Sleazebaggano is a respectable member of society now

senator Sleazebaggano is out there somewhere

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is "Elan Sleazebaggano" the worst George Lucas name?

peak Darth Stinky.

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@Alexis *American-Italian hands* He's a Sleazebaggano!

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@kurt you know how the Italians do, always selling those death sticks.

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