I'm not freaking out about turning 30 tomorrow. No, sir-e Bob, whatever gave you that idea? No-diddly-oh, toot toot no woot. Hahaha. Surely not Shirley what.
@kurt Think of it more as joining us here in the Sensible Adults Club, which is exactly the same as the Rowdy Youths Club except our backs hurt more.
youths do not read
@kurt I shouldn't be telling you this until tomorrow, but really, we all just pretend to be sensible to trick the Rowdy Youths Club and whatever the Teens and Kids organisations call themselves these days.