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@Alexis Real Estate development documentary?

Your peripheral vision is a lie.

ooh, how could I have forgotten about listentoamovie.com

Don't you find you're always losing your invisibility cloak?

What's the show I'm thinking of? I think it's German, set in parliament.

@Alexis A license to kill, but it's only active when connected to the MI5 cloud service.

@Alexis Groucho glasses are the only safe protocol.

I guess it makes sense that most VPN providers are kind of scummy, since their main appeal is circumventing go-restrictions for copyrighted content.

I mean yes, security is a benefit they hammer home hard and it's true encryption is good, but let's be honest that's a bit overblown when using someone else's vpn.

@jk @envgen Is that a double entendre?

Space Jam is two different isekais and a reverse isekai in one movie.

You know what's an isekai that people don't think of as an isekai? The first Super Mario Bros. game.

Is Twistest, the sequel to Twister, any good?

@Alexis But they'll bicker!

@Alexis That will end well.

@Alexis It's only a model, the real Oscar is retired.

@monorail Typical girl.

@Anke No German puns? Did anyone tell Walter Moers?

@monorail A top hat.

But is it possible to roll your eyes so hard they pop out?

@Alexis Bond-by-numbers? Which numbers, though, can't think of any.