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I'm actually a fan of just using all hues of the rainbow for data visualization.

You can't send from your alias in outlook/office365?

"You don't seem to understand how you affect the people you rob. You should walk a mile in their shoes."

"Your honour, that's how I got in this mess in the first place!"

I think modern Bond should just arbitrarily set its movies in different time periods.

Like it's still Daniel Craig or whoever is next and the rest of the recurring cast is the same, but sometimes the era is the '50s, the '60s, the '80s or modern day and it's never addressed.

scab, wound 

It's scabbed over and healing now, no more seeing the flesh underneath.

stalker allusions 

@Alexis Just an endless line of people investigating how the person in front of them died at Slippery Ground Falls.

I should just bring some big 2L cola bottles to work one day.

Rapper 50 Cent is Ghandi's greatest follower.

"Be the change you want to see in the world."

Who's Daisy Buchanan? Why is that name suddenly in my head?

They grew anger in a lab, they're calling it 'In Vitriol'.


Boy, Rome is falling quickly.

The English Empire is gone, isolating itself and becoming a lonely island, putting its dick in a box and offering it to Europe like it's a good deal.

America tired of destabilizing other governments has decided to destabilize its own government, soon it will have to invade itself to bring democracy to itself.

Do you refuse to enter any and all polls?

Books without chapters make nervous it's like pre-autosave RPG games you never know how long it'll be until the next save point.

Yeah, yeah, you *could* technically stop anywhere, but you need the right places damnit!

I think this solution is failing because of the very issue I need it to fix. Goddamn fucking shitbags.

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This is my personal mastodon instance. For now at least. Can I suggest you make an account over at ping.the-planet instead?