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Whenever I run something that has LXDE on it I always assume it's XFCE until I go "why is this so terrible, I don't remember XFCE being this terrible" and notice it's actually LXDE.

What's a moon related name that's not too obvious? Selene? Yeah, sure.

Here's a poem:

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fuck you

Why didn't they call Double Dragon II Quadruple Dragon?

Drinking water is overrated. It's perfectly fine to drink the equivalent water content through tea and diet cola.

In the end our real friends were the nuclear abominations we made along the way.

You know, it's not illegal to always wear a bathrobe or PJ's when going outside.

I still think there should be a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy musical, it's the missing link in all the different versions.

What's it about foxes that makes every culture ascribe them a kind of trickster role?

Maybe there were some proto-myths that spread, but I don't see it ending up in Europe, Africa, Asia and the Americas like that unless it's very old.

I'm gonna refrain from commenting on uspol unless they invade us or any of our neighbours.

2052: the Democratic Republic of Northern Denmark declares war on the Kingdom of Florida to gain control over their solar energy resources.

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This is my personal mastodon instance. For now at least. Can I suggest you make an account over at ping.the-planet instead?