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You get used to everything, even this stupid mouse which moves oddly and breaks every time you scroll the mouse wheel, but the middle mouse button still works, see I'm already used to it after an hour... ACTUALLY IT'S STILL PISSES ME OFF I KEEP ACCIDENTALLY SCROLLING PLUS CLICKING AND DRAGGING SCROLL BARS IS DUMB... but only a little, I'm almost used to it.

This is how people tolerate dictatorships.

Astrology is suspect, but there are definitely sweet summer children and bitter winter kids.

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"That must be fake because it is weird."

Ooh, you sweet summer child.

Put me inside a sphere that is curved monitors all the way around.

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I need an ultra-ultra-wide monitor so I can see all excel columns from A to XFD.

sex toy, adapters, bad 

Male-to-male adapters are double ended dildos.

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Hmm, two female connectors on either end. Couldn't I just put metal pins in the slots to connect both? Yeah, it'll be fine.

Can you believe Tolkien invented Finish as a lark and now people actually speak it?

Remember the '90s?

People would go "hey, don't put soup in that," and you would say "don't have a cow, man, this is the nineties," and you'd be right.

These days you can't say that of course, because it's not the '90s.

All these online game stores better still exist when I'm retired so I can still download and finish all the games I've bought.

But like seriously, what a dipshit get out of jail free card cause you literally can't fully know until it's no longer relevant.

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Remind me in 50 years to call every single person who went "what about the long term effects of the vaccine" to tell them to go fuck themselves.

We really don't know the long term effects of Windows 10, I would stick with Windows 3.11 Windows for Workgroups, but we don't really know the long term affects of that either since people have stopped using it in numbers large enough to do statistic research on.

Just thinking out loud, but SPAM SPAM SPAM AIN'T NO HAM LIKE SPICED HAM O OH OOH SPAM SPAM SPAM SAID THE MONKEY MAN O OH OOH AND THAT MONKEY MAN HE HAD A PLAN O OH OOH STEAL YOUR HAM THAT'S THE PLAN, STEAL YOUR HAM DO THE MONKEY MAN.

I find myself going "pew pew pew" for no reason quite often.

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This is my personal mastodon instance. For now at least. Can I suggest you make an account over at ping.the-planet instead?