I don't understand how your brain works.
If you want mircocars to take off maybe don't make them butt-ugly every time?
New firefox looking pretty.
A jury of your peers schmeers a jury of 12 dogs is how you get to the real truth on who did a murder.
To abstractions the cause of and solution to all of life's problems!
Is that an ice cream van rendition of Maroon 5's 'Memories'?
The rapper Shaggy invented deepfakes to give his excuses more credibility.
You make fiyah!
A Harsh Map is a data structure that calls you out on your shit, but isn't tactful about it.
You're old when games you are still meaning to get around to in the first place release a "classic" version or an "HD remix".
Enough with Bidet People! We've heard you already! Bidet people are worse than vegans.
Like sands through the hourglass so are the days of our lives.
So, anyone playing Control?
Ooh, yeah, changing the mastodon display font to monospace was a good choice, I may or may not change the exact font, we'll see.
What's with the gong meta?
I'm a fan of the "no, fuck off" school of improv.
I'd just like to chime in. *plays wind chimes*
You can't prove Shakespeare didn't invent dabbing.
Sometimes people with parrots will feel like they're talking to them since they're saying words, but from the parrot's perspective they're just imitating random sounds.
This uneven relationship is called a parrot-social relationship.
And don't even get me started on this mushing together of two ligatures a la fi!
This is my personal mastodon instance. For now at least.
Can I suggest you make an account over at ping.the-planet instead?